Tuesday, December 29, 2009
The Brainwashing of children
Save the Net
Congress is about to sell out the Internet by letting big phone and cable companies set up toll booths along the information superhighway.
Companies like AT&T, Verizon and Comcast are spending tens of millions in Washington to kill "network neutrality" -- a principle that keeps the Internet open to all.
A bill moving quickly through Congress would let these companies become Internet gatekeepers, deciding which Web sites go fast or slow -- and which won't load at all -- based on who pays them more. The rest of us will be detoured to the "slow lane," clicking furiously and waiting for our favorite sites to download.
How to solve the Imigration problem
All right, immigration proposals under discussion. Let me add mine to the mix. I want to call this proposal the Limbaugh Law.
First, if you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor. We are not going to take unskilled workers. You will not be allowed. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, no government business will be conducted in your native language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote, I don't care how long they are here, nor will they ever be allowed to hold political office. According to the Limbaugh Laws, if you're in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other government goodies. You can come if you invest here, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't have that amount of money, you can't come and invest. You have to stay home. If you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict your options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront property in the United States. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country.
In fact, as a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to property. These are the Limbaugh Laws. Another thing. You don't have the right to protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, or you get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go straight to jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til we find you.
I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty harsh. I imagine today some of you probably are going, "Yeah! Yeah!"
Well, let me tell you this, folks. Every one of the laws I just mentioned are actual laws of Mexico, today. I just read you Mexican immigration law. That's how the Mexican government handles immigrants to their country.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Obama Watch
Obama's
Climate Deal Falls Apart
Obama
Denies Crashing Secret China Climate Talks
'Change'
Commissar Obama OKs Wall Between Gaza, Egypt
China
Warns Obama To Stop Deficit Spending
Obama Year One - Betrayal & Failure
- Part 2
Obama Year One - Betrayal & Failure
- Part 1
Globe Cover Story - Obama's 'Gay Lover'
Gets Revenge
Witnesses
- Obama 'Birth Attorney' Told Us To Lie'
Obama's
Afghan War - 50-1 Money-To-Kill Ratio
Race
War? 'Black' Obama Promoting Hispanics FAST
Landmines
- Obama Ultimate Betrayal (One Of Many)
Obama
Can't Qualify For REAL ID He Wants Imposed
Obama Has 189,000 US Personnel
In Afghanistan NOW
US
Losing Homes So Obama Hands $2.8 Billion To Israel
Obama Mocks The Senate
And Our Constitution Again
Obama
Shocker - Prisoners Aren't People
Hey
Obama! How Many Kids Did You Kill Today?
Sign
At Homeless Camp - 'Welcome To Obamaville'
The Nine Surges Of Obama's War